Good Green is the go-to for those who know what they like—no gatekeeping, just solid weed at a solid price. Dependable, easygoing, and always there when you need it. Whether you’re lighting up for a wake ‘n bake, a mid-day break, or anything in between, we’ve got your back. Because when you find something that works, you stick with it.
Expertly grown, lab-tested and available in your go-to size & strain—straightforward, reliable, and always on point.
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Dominant Terpenes
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LimoneneLimonene is found in citrus rinds and is the second most commonly occurring terpene in nature. This terpene has been used in high dosages as a catalyst in topical products to allow other chemical compounds to pass through the skin for absorption in the blood.
Potential Health Benefits
Cancer FightingAnti-anxietyAnti-depressionStress ReliefBrain FunctionGastrointestinalAnti-inflammatory
LinaloolLinalool is a multi-use terpene that carries a strong calming effect as well as an ability to act as an anticonvulsant in epileptic patients. Found in the plants rosewood, coriander, & lavender, Linalool is a popular terpene commonly present in over 200 species of plants across the world. Linalool is a good addition to your terpene selection when looking for a little R & R.
Potential Health Benefits
Anti-anxietyAnti-inflammatorySedativePain ReliefStress ReliefSleep aidCancer Fighting
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Potential Health Benefits
Anti-inflammatoryGastrointestinalCancer FightingAnti-depressionAnti-anxietyPain ReliefBrain FunctionAnti-diabetic
Effects
EnergeticHappyCreativeFocusedInspired
View Product Testing Data
Alpha Pinene
0.05%
Alpha Pinene
0.05%
Aromas
Pine
Potential Health Benefits
Anti-inflammatoryBrain FunctionRespiratory FunctionCancer FightingPain ReliefAnti-anxiety
Beta Caryophyllene
0.26%
Beta Caryophyllene
0.26%
Aromas
SharpSpiceSweetWood
Potential Health Benefits
Anti-inflammatoryGastrointestinalCancer FightingAnti-depressionAnti-anxietyPain ReliefBrain FunctionAnti-diabetic
Beta Myrcene
0.13%
Beta Myrcene
0.13%
Aromas
EarthyMuskCloves
Potential Health Benefits
Anti-inflammatoryCancer FightingPain Relief
Beta Pinene
0.08%
Beta Pinene
0.08%
Aromas
WoodyPine
Potential Health Benefits
Brain FunctionCancer FightingPain ReliefRespiratory Function
Bisabolol
0.02%
Bisabolol
0.02%
Aromas
CitrusFloralSpice
Potential Health Benefits
Pain ReliefAnti-inflammatoryBrain FunctionCancer FightingAnti-depressionStress ReliefAnti-anxiety
Caryophyllene Oxide
0.02%
Caryophyllene Oxide
0.02%
Aromas
SpiceWoody
Potential Health Benefits
Anti-fungalCancer Fighting
Humulene
0.12%
Humulene
0.12%
Aromas
HerbalSpiceWoodyEarthy
Potential Health Benefits
Anti-inflammatoryCancer FightingAppetite Suppressant
Limonene
0.45%
Limonene
0.45%
Aromas
CitrusLemonHerbal
Potential Health Benefits
Cancer FightingAnti-anxietyAnti-depressionStress ReliefBrain FunctionGastrointestinalAnti-inflammatory
Linalool
0.31%
Linalool
0.31%
Aromas
FloralHerbalLavender
Effects
Comfort
Potential Health Benefits
Anti-anxietyAnti-inflammatorySedativePain ReliefStress ReliefSleep aidCancer Fighting
THC-D9 (Delta 9–tetrahydrocannabinol)
0.13%
THC-D9 (Delta 9–tetrahydrocannabinol)-0.13%
THCA (Δ9-tetrahydrocannabinolic acid)
24.56%
THCA (Δ9-tetrahydrocannabinolic acid)-24.56%
About the brand :
Good Green
Good Green believes cannabis should be enjoyed as a catalyst to wellness – not weaponized against those caught in the failed War on Drugs. That’s why we’re creating a movement to bring cannabis and communities together, investing a portion of sales to aid education, employment, and expungement initiatives.
