You know that one joint you smoked outdoors and some how ended up smellin… well, like Cheech & Chong mixed with a wild skunk? With its iconic and undeniable dankness, the StaDankOhh line is as relentless as it’s Up in Smoke name sake, Sgt. Stedanko, and as loud and pungent as Tommy’s “man purse.”
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Dominant Terpenes
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Beta CaryophylleneBeta-caryophyllene is known for it's wide variety of potential health benefits both physically & mentally. This terpene has a unique ability to bind to the CB2 receptors; CB2 receptors are targeted when treating pain & inflammation with cannabis. Beta-caryophyllene is also approved for use in food by the FDA & is commonly found in black pepper, cinnamon, & basil.
Potential Health Benefits
Anti-inflammatoryGastrointestinalCancer FightingAnti-depressionAnti-anxietyPain ReliefBrain FunctionAnti-diabetic
LimoneneLimonene is found in citrus rinds and is the second most commonly occurring terpene in nature. This terpene has been used in high dosages as a catalyst in topical products to allow other chemical compounds to pass through the skin for absorption in the blood.
Potential Health Benefits
Cancer FightingAnti-anxietyAnti-depressionStress ReliefBrain FunctionGastrointestinalAnti-inflammatory
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Potential Health Benefits
Anti-inflammatoryCancer FightingAppetite Suppressant
Effects
CalmHappyRelaxedEnergetic
View Product Testing Data
Beta Caryophyllene
0.92%
Beta Caryophyllene
0.92%
Aromas
SharpSpiceSweetWood
Potential Health Benefits
Anti-inflammatoryGastrointestinalCancer FightingAnti-depressionAnti-anxietyPain ReliefBrain FunctionAnti-diabetic
Caryophyllene Oxide
0.01%
Caryophyllene Oxide
0.01%
Aromas
SpiceWoody
Potential Health Benefits
Anti-fungalCancer Fighting
Eucalyptol
0%
Eucalyptol
0%
Aromas
Spice
Potential Health Benefits
Anti-inflammatoryBrain FunctionPain ReliefRespiratory FunctionGastrointestinalCancer Fighting
Humulene
0.26%
Humulene
0.26%
Aromas
HerbalSpiceWoodyEarthy
Potential Health Benefits
Anti-inflammatoryCancer FightingAppetite Suppressant
Limonene
0.65%
Limonene
0.65%
Aromas
CitrusLemonHerbal
Potential Health Benefits
Cancer FightingAnti-anxietyAnti-depressionStress ReliefBrain FunctionGastrointestinalAnti-inflammatory
CBDA (Cannabidiolic acid)
0.07%
CBDA (Cannabidiolic acid)-0.07%
THC-D9 (Delta 9–tetrahydrocannabinol)
0.16%
THC-D9 (Delta 9–tetrahydrocannabinol)-0.16%
THCA (Δ9-tetrahydrocannabinolic acid)
28.9%
THCA (Δ9-tetrahydrocannabinolic acid)-28.9%